You Like Suck Dick Big?
Lately I've been getting annoyed with horny guys online. Everytime I go into a chatroom I meet at least 10 horny guys. It's not that I don't get horny.......but I'm so sick and tired of answering the same questions:
What are you wearing?
Are you horny?
How big are your tits?
Do you like to suck cock?
Are you bi?
What was the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Do you masturbate?
Now......all are good questions but how can one girl answer these questions over and over and over and over and over again? I've tried cybering here and there but what an inconvenience that is. I go to touch myself.........then I have to type about it........use only certain dry fingers.........touch myself again........all I'm writing is, "MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"............then lie and say I came. It was fun the first few times but now I can't stand it.
What's entertaining is the foreign guys who try to talk dirty. They say shit like:
You like suck dick big?
My cock is 24 cm
You like cock big in pussy of yours?
Ass fuck with you will I do
I will let you get wet with nice pussy with me
You suck big cock for me, no?
Open the leg and finger pussy.......are you wet?
(TIP: Now say that again with your favorite foreign accent)
Chat rooms.......I don't even know why I bother sometimes. Once in a blue you will meet a cool person with humor and personality. And, yeah.......I talk about sex.......but I think these chat rooms are getting way out of hand. Another thing that sucks is going into the 30's chat room then some 18 yr old IM's me and says........"I love older women. Maybe you can teach me a few things. I'm really mature for my age." I'm not here to teach, kid.
I will end this blog with the profile that is listed on my AOL screen name:
30 f AZ............but Jersey Girl at heart
Don't ask me if I'm horny
Most likely I am not
Don't ask me what I'm wearing
I'm not a fuckin' bot
I don't look to cyber
Been there and done that
That topic is played out
But I still like to chat
I've seen so many dick pics
And some of you are corny
But just because I see them
Doesn't mean I'm horny
Everyone loves sex
And having a good time
But I dont need to get off
Every time I'm online
"Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to."
What are you wearing?
Are you horny?
How big are your tits?
Do you like to suck cock?
Are you bi?
What was the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Do you masturbate?
Now......all are good questions but how can one girl answer these questions over and over and over and over and over again? I've tried cybering here and there but what an inconvenience that is. I go to touch myself.........then I have to type about it........use only certain dry fingers.........touch myself again........all I'm writing is, "MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"............then lie and say I came. It was fun the first few times but now I can't stand it.
What's entertaining is the foreign guys who try to talk dirty. They say shit like:
You like suck dick big?
My cock is 24 cm
You like cock big in pussy of yours?
Ass fuck with you will I do
I will let you get wet with nice pussy with me
You suck big cock for me, no?
Open the leg and finger pussy.......are you wet?
(TIP: Now say that again with your favorite foreign accent)
Chat rooms.......I don't even know why I bother sometimes. Once in a blue you will meet a cool person with humor and personality. And, yeah.......I talk about sex.......but I think these chat rooms are getting way out of hand. Another thing that sucks is going into the 30's chat room then some 18 yr old IM's me and says........"I love older women. Maybe you can teach me a few things. I'm really mature for my age." I'm not here to teach, kid.
I will end this blog with the profile that is listed on my AOL screen name:
30 f AZ............but Jersey Girl at heart
Don't ask me if I'm horny
Most likely I am not
Don't ask me what I'm wearing
I'm not a fuckin' bot
I don't look to cyber
Been there and done that
That topic is played out
But I still like to chat
I've seen so many dick pics
And some of you are corny
But just because I see them
Doesn't mean I'm horny
Everyone loves sex
And having a good time
But I dont need to get off
Every time I'm online
"Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to."
posted by Heidi at 6:36 PM
3 Comments:
But... seriously now... are you horny?
Great post...but I was wondering, what are you wearing? Are you horny? Lets cyber. *scuffle* *sex0r* *10 seconds later* Man that was good cybersex...I hope it was good for you.
Sir Nubbins, Hoagie, Neil, and Freddy.........you guys are characters. Hopefully it was as good for you as it was for me. "Open the leg and finger the pussy of mine........yes?"
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