What's your name?!??

I had the weirdest proposition yesterday. This chick that I work with saw me come into Walgreens and I waved hi at her (ya know - just to be nice) and she was like...

"OH MY GOD..........HEIDI - I TOTALLY HAVE TO TALK TO YOU! YOU'RE LIKE SO COOL AND WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT. (Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah and more Blah, Blah, Blah) BY THE WAY - ARE YOU STRAIGHT, GAY, BI?"

"Um.....I'm straight but I've done my 'experimentation' here and there."

"OH MY GOD - YOU ARE LIKE SO COOL. ME AND MY FIANCE WERE KINDA LOOKIN' FOR SOMEONE TO HAVE FUN WITH."

"...Oh............ok..........I'm sorry.......What's your name again?"



Seriously........how do you respond to something like that when you barely know the person but they are giving you so much love? And, this is someone I'm going to be working with soon. I don't know whether to be her friend or keep my distance. Maybe she's on something.

Anyways.......I bought a dildo today. It's fucking awesome. It's this vibrating, hula dancing penis with a little ant-eater attached to it. Kinda cool. I spent $80 on this new toy of mine. It's my new boyfriend. I think I'm going to buy one for Candice and Sarah. Speaking of dildo.........I gotta go.



"The average human being supposedly thinks about sex at least once every fourteen minutes."

- Mick Farren

(Buy the vibrating ant-eater hula dancing penis and you'll think about it every 14 SECONDS!)