Dimples and Handcuffs

I flirted with a cop today and I HATE cops. I was in my car with my dog and then an old Guns N Roses song came on (Paradise City) and I haven't heard that song in a really really long time. So I blasted it and sang........no screamed all the words in my car. (Now you know my age starts to show when I know the words from songs with guys with long hair) So, then I'm stuck at a light and then this cop car pulls next to me and looks over and catches me singing. He starts to laugh a bit and I was embarrassed at first. But then I see that he's kinda cute so then I look over and sang to him for a quick second and start bopping my head. Then I blew him a kiss and made my dog wave at him. Then I drove off.

Next thing you know........he puts on that siren thingymajiggy and pulls me over. I asked him if it was against the law to sing in my car. Then he goes......That song YES! HA!HA! Niko couldn't stop barking at him. So, I told him that my dog hates cops and so did I. He asked why and I told him because a lot of them were assholes. He still asked me for my number and I gave it to him. It must've been the dimples. Well.....that was kinda the highlight of my day.......a COP! Can you believe it?!!

Anyways......I sing in my car all the time. How could you not? I know I look like an ass sometimes but who the hell am I impressing anyways? Life's too short to worry about what other people think about you. Besides, I love goofy people. They are so much more entertaining to me. Plus you never know if you are going to get pulled over by a cute cop with dimples AND handcuffs.



"Fools rush in where fools have been before."

- Unknown