Life Sucks and So Does My Vibrator

Life sucks sometimes. It's such a shitty feeling too. Ever wake up asking yourself, "Why am I here?.......What the hell am I doing?" Then you go get coffee and look at all the people on line and think......"You people are soooooo corny!" And you swear it's not you.........it's definitely THEM.

It's Arizona. I know it is. I'm losing my spark and I'm not even PMSing.

Speaking of "spark".........I broke my vibrator. I spent 80 bucks on this damn thing and I didn't even get 80 fucks! It doesn't do the hula dance for me anymore. Then on top of that......I tried to return it without a receipt and the she-male was like...."We don't take back used vibrators." I was pissed at the time but I started to laugh almost the whole car ride home. These guys in the store were looking at me and laughing in the corner. I couldn't even exchange it. Damn Anteater........it won't even eat me out anymore.

Yeah........life sucks and so does my vibrator.

Just waiting for better days to come back around. I'll look on the bright side........he may not hula but at least his nose still wiggles.



"I'm not bitter, you're just fucking stupid!"

- Unknown