FDI Blues

Monday morning madness just slapped me on my face
So hard to stay focused and keep up with the pace
It's only been a month so I'm still fairly new
I'm sitting at my desk not sure what to do
Have to go to meetings and explain my work
Trying to sound confident but come out like a jerk
This office terminology - not sure what to say
Hoping I'm not wasting my boss's time or day
Trying to be a winner and afraid that I will lose
It's just another case of the FDI Blues.....

-Mz Heidi



I say get to getting and do a damn thing
Or I'll come running in your cubie holding this thing
It's big and will keep you busy
Just the girth of it will make you dizzy
It's been around and it makes an impact
Most people look and say, "What the phuck is that?"
It's a binder full of work that could use some attention
So get your mind out the gutter - it's not my erection!

MC Amado



Speaking of erection my mind is overseas
Playing out the lesson of the birds and bees
I made my mark in most of this nation
But my recent mark was the Hawaiian vacation
I got laid in Hawaii in every way
I was a horny lil' nymph - what can I say?
I had sex on the beach and not the drink
I'll spare you the details so it'll make you think
So FDI does not possess my attention
Because I'm focused on the Hawaiian erection

-Mz Heidi



So the nympho comes out with a little alcohol
But yet you speak of gettin' it with no detail at all
You leave me going....Hmmmmm and scratching my head
As to what type of cat you got busy in bed
It was the beach........Yeah, I remember - that's right
Sure hope you didn't catch crabs that night
Now I got impure thoughts coming to my mind
Thoughts of you doing the bump and grind
Bukit nekkid on the beach
With the moonlight bouncing off them cheeks.

MC Amado



FDI Spoken Word