The Boner Girls
I went to Sedona and the Grand Canyon this weekend with Sarah.......of course I fell (again) and twisted my ankle. What a lovely weekend that was. We got there on Friday night and I took Sarah to this local bar. Sarah and I of course looked like lesbian lovers, and both men and women wanted to get in our panties. We both ended up kissing girls at that bar (well - at least I did........Sarah kissed some girl-dude-thing whatever it was). Yeah......we both agreed that the locals liked us.
The next day Sarah was too hungover to do anything. We went off-roading on this bumpy trail while drinking beer. We stumbled across some bones and thought it was the coolest thing we've ever seen. I dunno.........something about bones and the desert kinda go hand and hand. So as deranged as we were.........we took 'em and packed them in the car. We then referred ourselves as "the boner girls".
Saturday night we went camping at the Grand Canyon.........we set up our tent by ourselves in the dark. We even made a fire and cooked sausages and roasted marshmellows. We really wanted to dance around the fire in our underwear but it was much to cold that night to do that. The next day we saw the Grand Canyon and I fell on the first stop. Sarah laughed her ass off for the next 1/2 hour and so did a Mexican family. That sucked. I'm glad SHE got a laugh out of it. Man........it sucks being clumsy. I think I'm the most clumsiest girl I know. We were only at the Grand Canyon for an 1 1/2. It's pretty boring after a while because everything looks the same and there are no bars around the area and no hotels with a view. But there are BONES on the side of the streets.
Anyways..........that was my weekend update. I look forward to Memorial Day Weekend. I'm going to a place called Prescott.....not sure what's there but I'm sure that's another adventure.
"Life's a bitch.........then one laughs at you."
The next day Sarah was too hungover to do anything. We went off-roading on this bumpy trail while drinking beer. We stumbled across some bones and thought it was the coolest thing we've ever seen. I dunno.........something about bones and the desert kinda go hand and hand. So as deranged as we were.........we took 'em and packed them in the car. We then referred ourselves as "the boner girls".
Saturday night we went camping at the Grand Canyon.........we set up our tent by ourselves in the dark. We even made a fire and cooked sausages and roasted marshmellows. We really wanted to dance around the fire in our underwear but it was much to cold that night to do that. The next day we saw the Grand Canyon and I fell on the first stop. Sarah laughed her ass off for the next 1/2 hour and so did a Mexican family. That sucked. I'm glad SHE got a laugh out of it. Man........it sucks being clumsy. I think I'm the most clumsiest girl I know. We were only at the Grand Canyon for an 1 1/2. It's pretty boring after a while because everything looks the same and there are no bars around the area and no hotels with a view. But there are BONES on the side of the streets.
Anyways..........that was my weekend update. I look forward to Memorial Day Weekend. I'm going to a place called Prescott.....not sure what's there but I'm sure that's another adventure.
"Life's a bitch.........then one laughs at you."
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