FDI Blues

Monday morning madness just slapped me on my face
So hard to stay focused and keep up with the pace
It's only been a month so I'm still fairly new
I'm sitting at my desk not sure what to do
Have to go to meetings and explain my work
Trying to sound confident but come out like a jerk
This office terminology - not sure what to say
Hoping I'm not wasting my boss's time or day
Trying to be a winner and afraid that I will lose
It's just another case of the FDI Blues.....

-Mz Heidi



I say get to getting and do a damn thing
Or I'll come running in your cubie holding this thing
It's big and will keep you busy
Just the girth of it will make you dizzy
It's been around and it makes an impact
Most people look and say, "What the phuck is that?"
It's a binder full of work that could use some attention
So get your mind out the gutter - it's not my erection!

MC Amado



Speaking of erection my mind is overseas
Playing out the lesson of the birds and bees
I made my mark in most of this nation
But my recent mark was the Hawaiian vacation
I got laid in Hawaii in every way
I was a horny lil' nymph - what can I say?
I had sex on the beach and not the drink
I'll spare you the details so it'll make you think
So FDI does not possess my attention
Because I'm focused on the Hawaiian erection

-Mz Heidi



So the nympho comes out with a little alcohol
But yet you speak of gettin' it with no detail at all
You leave me going....Hmmmmm and scratching my head
As to what type of cat you got busy in bed
It was the beach........Yeah, I remember - that's right
Sure hope you didn't catch crabs that night
Now I got impure thoughts coming to my mind
Thoughts of you doing the bump and grind
Bukit nekkid on the beach
With the moonlight bouncing off them cheeks.

MC Amado



FDI Spoken Word

Sex on the Beach

OK...........so things didn't happen the way I pictured it to be with Jon on this vacation. But that's OK because I had Sex on the Beach with some cutie named, Josh. I love the Hawaiian islands.........it just makes me wanna move there. So what if I get island fever?!!? It can't be that bad being bored in paradise. I had a great vacation.........although I could've skipped Maui and that dumb triathlon. I didn't even get to see the island..........just watched Jon sweat his ass off. It was for a good cause but Shit - I was on vacation! I just wanted to kick back, drink lots of island drinks and pass out on a beach. Well - that never happened. But I did get to see a lot of beautiful things though. I was definitely impressed with Kuaui. It is absolutely gorgeous there. Too bad that wasn't the island I got laid at. The only bad thing about that island is that everything closes at 9........even the bars. What sucks even more is that even if they were open, Jon barely drinks anymore.

The Big Island is where I definitely had the most fun. I don't think it was the prettiest island but the locals there rock! We arrived there on Thursday and that night Jon and I went to a bar. Thank God he went back to the hotel early because a few hours after that - I got laid. I got so drunk that I had to pee. I ended up peeing in the ocean (don't Ewwww me - it's not like YOU have never done that before!) Anyways.......so I PEED in the ocean and then had Sex on the Beach. It was so much fun. The next day Jon and I went sight-seeing......blah blah blah. Later that night I chilled with the locals by myself. I got totally shit-faced and went to some house party. My last day there I totally crashed some Filipino/Hawaiian family party, danced, sang.........then swam with 4 huge turtles. Oh - and I kissed some Fiji/Hawaiian guy at the beach. That night I went to another house party.........the band played me a goodbye song.......and I came home at the crack of dawn.

I fuckin' love it over there. So what if I didn't hook up with Jon. Things weren't meant to be. He's too conservative for me............besides he looks like the type of person who would complain about my personality. And if he can't accept me for who I am - then fuck him. He's still my good friend but I realized that I totally love being by myself. I mean - Look what happened.........I had Sex on the Beach!

Home Shitty Home

I'm home.

Hawaii is awesome.

Had sex on the beach (not the drink).

Arizona sucks.

Wanna go back.

Now.

Nervous About Jon

I'm so psyched about Hawaii. I can't stop thinking about it. I've been doing laundry, shopping, surfing the net.........tomorrow I'm going to get my nails done. I can't wait. I'm a lil' nervous about seeing Jon. I've always had a lil' crush on him back in California. Hopefully he hasn't changed. I'm hoping he'll kiss me this vacation...........but then again if he doesn't that's ok. A wish is just a wish.

Come With Me

Come with me to far away places
And together we shall see
The world that which surrounds us
Was made for you and me
Castles of England
Kisses in France
Ride Venice waters
In Spain we dance
Come with me to far away places
Across the deep blue sea
We’ll leave our worlds behind
Come take the chance with me

Party Girl

I'm so hungover. Vino was my drink of choice last night............I love red red wine just like UB40. It's weird 'cause I don't see too many people ordering wine at a sportsbar. I forgot how much wine can really mess me up. I partied last night with Sarah at Drivers.........didn't dance naked on a table top this time......but I had fun. I sure don't party like I used to in San Francisco. Days of partying 'til the sun came up.......dancing my ass off.........and lots and lots of drugs. The drug days were fun while it lasted until things started to get messy. I don't ever regret partying like that........I had a blast. I just don't wanna be on that level anymore. Just like the morals of those corny afternoon school specials......."DRUGS ARE BAD FOR YOU". But hey - it's a lesson that some people just need to experience for themselves I guess. I found an old party poem I wrote about my SF days........makes me miss being a party girl..........being a good girl can be boring sometimes.

Party Girl

Party Girl........Party Girl
Where art thou?
I want to party
Right here........Right now
Bust out a disco ball and some flashing lights
Let's get naked and dance all night
Call your connect and get some weed
Make sure it's sticky and has no seeds
Get beer and vodka, some rum and wine
Let's drop a pill and do some lines
Pump up the music and make me dance
Let me enjoy my trippy trance
Wanna dance on a table and flash my tits
And scream as loud as I see fit
Tits and ass all over the place
Good lookin' men all in my face
Grab your cam and take some pics
If I get lucky I'll get some dick
Turn up the bass that controls my heart
So I view my world as a work of art
So, Party Girl.......... Party Girl
Drop by some time
The good girl in me just wants to unwind!



"Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm a schizophrenic and so am I"

- BigWhiteGuy1971

Aloha Hawaii

Aloha Hawaii………….here I come
Pina Coladas and Malibu Rum
Tropical paradise for eight days
Volcanic islands with crashing waves
Tropical sunsets and palm trees
Fragranced air by ocean breeze
Island music and tanned skin
Wishing that these days won’t end
Watch the surfers ride the sea
Lay out naked in Maui
Hike the mountains of Kauai
Watch the sunsets grace the sky
Eat mahi mahi and chicken katsu
While looking at the ocean view
Hula dancers in grass skirts
Island flowers on every shirt
Macadamia nuts and Spouting Horn
Nice Bulaklak with no thorns
Sarongs and sandals is all I’ll wear
Bright red flowers in my hair
Dreaming of that island sun
Aloha Hawaii………here I come!