A Fart

A fart can be quiet
A fart can be loud
Some leave a powerful
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short
Or a fart can be long
Some farts are known
To sound like a song. (Jay)
Some farts don't smell
While others are vile
A fart may pass quickly
Or linger a while.
A fart can create
A most curious medley
A fart can be harmless
Or silent.....but deadly. (Rofel)
A fart can occur
In a number of places
With strange looks
On everyone's faces.
From IKEA stores (Candice)
To small elevators
A fart will find us
Sooner or later.
So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas
For always remember
It comes from an ass.




Dedicated to my dear farting friends.