Chipmunk Cheek

I feel so ugly right now. One half of my face is deformed........kinda looks like a giant Chipmunk Cheek. There's no way I'm going to school looking like this......let alone the interview I have to show up to tomorrow morning. At first I thought about cancelling, but I think it would look better on me if I showed up looking all deformed (shows my dedication).

I'm debating whether to go to the gym tonight or not. Lately I've been having this obsession for working out. I want to look good but I have no one to look good for. I'm not crazy about AZ boys......I still think East Coast boys are the best in the world. But then again......I'm so picky......stuck up even.......I don't give anyone a chance out here.

The girls think I need to get laid. But, after not having sex for a while.......I kinda got used to it. Well......that's what toys are for, right?!? I was just watching Real Sex on HBO last night. They had this thing on Swingers. Pretty weird nasty looking people those swingers. Of course it takes place in middle America somewhere. It's weird.......I can understand why people swing.......I can understand the concept..........they all agree that it is better than cheating and they all seem pretty content doing it. But the people who love to swing are usually thick and not so attractive. I dunno if I'd ever swing. It's really not my forte. Anyways............it was just a thought.

Screw working out tonight. As a matter of fact........while I'm ugly.......I might as well indulge in some ice cream. That usually does the trick.



"Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you may contract a horrible skin disease."

-Edmund Blackadder

(In my case......a horrible deformed chipmunk cheek!)